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2005 Apr 20
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2005 Apr 16
Main Entry: flix·ti·pa·tion  Pronunciation: 'flik(t)-st&-'pA-sh&n Function: noun 1: abnormally delayed or infrequent passage of online rental DVDs. 2: STULTIFICATION |
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update: 04252011
| Main Entry: spanx·ti·pa·tion Pronunciation: spank-st&-'pA-sh&n Function: noun 1: the wave of anticipatory excitement as a hook up takes off his/her “figure-controls.” |
see also: spanxtease
Tuesday Night DVR-AIST*
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2005 Apr 12
8:00 – 8:17: Do whatever you want while DVR begins recording American Idol.
8:17 : Start watching American Idol DVR recording in-process.
8:26 : Fast forward through 1st ad break (or, as network execs say, “pod”).
8:34 : Fast forward through 2nd pod.
8:39 : Fast forward through 3rd pod.
8:48 : Fast forward through 4th pod.
8:52 : Fast forward through 5th pod.
9:00 : Finish watching American Idol exactly when it ends.
*Ad Industry Subversion Tactic®
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02.20.2005, 11:52PM (PST)
